I'm sorry, but this is not what we do in this subreddit. Even if we did, it would be an incredibly simplified and downright incorrect take on it (just like the other two) since history, and in particular conflicts like these, aren't easy to explain with "proper" words, not to mention in a humorous way. Despite that, WWI and WWII were conventional conflicts. The Vietnam War was not a conventional conflict which makes it even harder!