Since this thread has been up for a whole 10 minutes and already gotten multiple joke answers, this is a reminder. Answers that consist purely of a joke are not allowed in this subreddit. This is in addition to all the other customs and rules about providing a complete, detailed answer in /r/Askhistorians. This is an official warning to any who wish to continue to post joke answers here.

Since no time or place is specified, this falls under the category of a "throughout history" question, which is against our subreddit rules. You are welcome to repost with some more specifics concerning time period and location.

Sorry, we don't allow throughout history questions. These tend to produce threads which are collections of trivia, not the in-depth discussions about a particular topic we're looking for. If you have a specific question about a historical event or period or person, please feel free to re-compose your question and submit it again. Alternatively, questions of this type can be directed to more appropriate subreddits, such as /r/history or /r/askhistory.