hi! thanks for jumping in on the fun, but I've removed this post since it mixes factual history with fantasy/fiction, and we don't want to confuse our readership any more than necessary with alt-history.

Keep in mind that most of what we know of Male Models comes from other peoples, as most Male Models were illiterate. There is of course "The Secret History of Male Models," an oral history kept by Aplha Male Models throughout the ages. While such a record is no doubt extremely biased, we can at least gleam the story from the Male Model perspective. For example, in the passages related to Derek Zoolander (also pronounced Derec Zealander) we can see that he was primarily concerned with establishing his "Blue Steel" look, at the exlclusion of all other aspects in his life. This distraction led to Hansel overtacking him as VH1 Male Model of the year. Combined with other histories, this suggests that his role in the assination attempt on the Prime Minister of Malaysia, and more broadly the aggressive assissin behavior of Male Models in the West, is motivated by revenge.

Revisionist historians will try to point out that his last legacy is the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good too, but this ignores the cost of damaged relations between the United States and Malaysia, and the imprisonment of top fashion designer Mugatu, known for various innovations such as the Piano Neck-Tie.