How did Shia LaBeouf hide his cannibalism for so long despite the widely known song?

by Waterninja3
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As a teenage boy, Shia dug very deep holes in the middle of a desert. One can assume that this experience with digging holes in intense heat was not only to stay in shape, but provided a place to store the remains of his victims. It wasn't until Rob Cantor's song that it was exposed, and now the public is just learning of the horrors that the man who once saved the Earth from giant robots has actually done.