Has any army or navy ever used the statistical fact that an increase in ice cream consumption leads to an increase in drownings?

by probably_not_a_horse
MisterDrProf

Yes actually, the scientist numbuh 74.239 of the Kids Next Door working with Professor XXXL was able to spread false information among the adults. Convincing them to drastically increase ice cream consumption in hopes of reducing their population. Unfortunately it didn't have the desired effect and led to increased conflicts over the already limited ice cream supply.