If Bob Marley didn't shoot the sheriff, and Neil Diamond didn't shoot the sheriff, then who shot the sheriff?

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Also, was the killing of the deputy a combined assault, or is one of them lying to get the other out of legal trouble?

JournalofFailure

Eric Clapton is definitely hiding something.

turkey_in_the_hay

The Deputy.

zephyroats15

I shot the sheriff. But, I did not shoot the deputy... So I can't help you out there.