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Hard to make a comprehensive answer, but you really wouldn't want to land on the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom; their soldiers were by and large quite poorly equipped, starving to death was very likely, disease was rampant in overcrowded camps, and anyone captured by the Qing Dynasty's forces will almost certainly be executed.