Yo guys, I have a fuckin big problem. My architects prepared the most awesome plans for our pharaos tomb, it's gonna have fountains, statues, complex columns, balconies and all that jazz, it's gonna be the most elaborate mausoleum Nile has ever seen.

But the problem is some aliens from another planet every night steal great amounts of our rock and pile it in a desert in some sort of primitive shape, our mathematicians say a technical term is a pyramid I believe. They just bring the stone and pile it in a desert, every night all night long as if they were fuckin autistic, to the point that Kingdom now has a severe shortage of it.

And when asked why the hell are they doing this, aliens say - wait for it - it's a great piece of architecture and future generations are gonna call it a world wonder. I don't even... who'd be impressed by a pile of stones when we have statues, temples etc etc? I am clearly being trolled, but how am I to explain to Khufu why we won't have a proper place to bury him when his time comes??? He is not gonna start a war with aliens over stone, so he'll just blame me, and there goes my head, FML.