Order 228: Not One /r/AskHistoricalFigures Thread More!

by Georgy_K_Zhukov

By order of STAVKA of /r/AskHistorians Subreddit, following policies in effect IMMEDIATELY!!

  • All historical personages cease posting of new threads! Any thread which posted of such will be SHOT and poster declared enemy of Subreddit. Continued violators will be sent to Gulag!

  • Historical personages will NOT posting in thread post after deadline! Barrier mods have been posted to rear of thread and violators will be SHOT!!

  • Historical personages may remain at front however, and continue to serve Subreddit in existing threads until 2359 UTC -12.

  • Continued posting of historical personages after second deadline in any thread will result in sentence to Gulag!!

Itsalrightwithme

A round of applause to all the mods and participants!

bdbdbbbd

As a longtime reader of the sub - that was the smartest, funniest April Fools I've seen in a long time. Well done and thanks!

Georgy_K_Zhukov

Someone gilded my joke account, /u/Marshal_GK_Zhukov. I don't know who though, since I forgot the password to it this morning... Thank you for the gesture though, kind anonymous benefactor!

Pale_Chapter

Oh, aarrgh. I didn't see this post until after I'd spent all afternoon working on my Robespierre.

GothicEmperor

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but I didn't quite love this year's April Fools.

Some of the later threads are brilliant, but some folks started very early and in just regular threads by what looked like regular folks, which felt very mean. I can handle AH.com going bananas and being inaccessible to everyone not in on the joke for a day, but when it's the 31st of March everywhere except Samoa and someone starts roleplaying in reply to someone else asking about D-Day it just looks mean, especially when others give a serious response. Unless every thread with an RP response is 'artificial', maybe?

Also, the special-account shtick made audience participation a bit more difficult. I know it's what's needed for best effect, but what I liked most about last years' was that everyone could participate.

Or maybe I just didn't get the joke in time. ;)

i_post_gibberish

Barrier mods have been posted to rear of thread and violators will be SHOT!!

Hahahahaha. I hope I'm allowed to make a trivial top-level comment in this thread since it's already pretty silly. Today is the best answer to anyone who says this sub is humourless and boring. Thank you for letting us be silly for one day, while still keeping the sub awesome and free of general Reddit shittiness the rest of the time.

Itsalrightwithme

I'm sure I speak for many of us history nerds: we wish we lived in the era of our heroes and villains, our beloved subjects of study. And this April Fools was really a great opportunity to nerd out on characters that we have spent hours and days and years studying.

Cheers to all!

joegee66

Please do this more than once a year. Being able to read the sourced characters conversations was astonishingly enlightening! Even if it was just a once a month AMA with a few supporting characters thrown in -- it's riveting. Please please please!

Malgayne

This is my favorite April fools joke ever. Smart, funny, informative, consistently creative and interesting. Great work.

Mictlantecuhtli

But it's still April 1st

kombatminipig

I'm mostly a bit disappointed that my highest rated comment ever was from a joke account. Thanks for the fun though!

theproestdwarf

Well done, everyone. This was without a doubt the coolest April Fools day event I've ever seen. At first I thought they were just funny-themed gimmicks, then I realized that they were actually posting correct information and answers, and just lost it. Well-played.

[deleted]

Will you be turning the April Fools threads purple again, like last year?

chikindiner

In a few of the past years there were follow ups if I'm remembering correctly. Will that be the case here? Where applicable of course.

Asov

Echoing what others have said, thanks to all for putting this on and participating!

dorylinus

Thanks for the new cruelty, Chiang Kai-Shek.