Happy New Year, AskHistorians! You may now have historical relations with 1998.

by sunagainstgold

We are SO EXCITED for all your questions about Exxon-Mobil merger and the world's longest suspension bridge and the antitrust case against Microsoft and the International Space Station and how books 2 in both Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire and Rowling's Harry Potter series were released the same year and...

Just kidding. Ask us about Viagra, N*sync, and what the definition of "is" is.

May 2018 be the best year of your life so far and the worst year of your life to come!

depanneur

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Askhistorians comments. The historical analysis is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Critical Theory most of the posts will go over a typical reader's head. There's also the mod team's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their content curation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Pyrrhonic literature, for instance. The flairs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stickied comments, to realize that they're not just warnings against shitposting- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Askhistorians mod team truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Automod's existencial catchphrase "[deleted]", which itself is a cryptic reference to Abelard's epic Logica nostrorum petitioni sociorum. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as /u/sunagainstgold's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a complete Subreddit Rules tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 karma points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

DUCKVILLELOL

Excellent, my knowledge of Starcraft can finally come of use

jwt0001

Does that mean we can discuss Clinton’s impeachment from December 1998, but NOT the 1999 Senate trial? ;)

Bluntforce9001

Only a few more years until the 9/11 questions flood in. I hope you are all ready for that day.

Sadurn

I'm now a historical object!

Trollfailbot

What was the cultural impact in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table?

Steelcan909

you're kidding, Martin you lazy piece of..... grumbles off into the distance

PM_ToHear_I_Love_You

Hi,

What is the definition of is?

Gankom

I actually am pretty interested in the antitrust case against Microsoft and the international space station though. Please people, ask lots of questions about those.

jschooltiger

С Новым годом! Happy New Year! Жаңа жылыңызбен!

Scrapple666

Since you mentioned it.. wasn't N*sync's manager revealed to be a child molester? Did he ever abuse any of the members of the band?

Challis2070

Happy New Year, everyone at AskHistorians!

Does this mean I can ask questions about the Good Friday Agreement, then?

:D

mystic_burrito

1998?! That isn't history. I mean it was only like 5 years....fuck. I'm old aren't I?

libertypeak

Don't forget the year the British formally handed over Hong Kong to China. That should lead to some interesting questions and plenty of good Rush Hour references.

CptBuck

Yesssss, we can do the East Africa bombings. We're getting closer to the 21 Year Rule. You could say that it's the looming tower before us. Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.

Prasiatko

I did not have historical relations with that year.

SiIfurn

If I’m currently on the West Coast, do I have to wait another five hours to post questions about 1998?

EDIT: NEVERMIND, Tubthumping came out in 1997. It’s been fair game all year and I haven’t asked!

Oklahom0

Finally! I can have a question answered that's been burning in my mind for 20 years!

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Towe12

I have little to contribute in this subreddit but the answers from here are one of the best reads from anywhere as I have general interest in history... erm in general, so I wish everyone great holidays and more good questions and good answers in here for me to read! (selfish but true :) )

Andy_B_Goode

Awesome! I'm looking forward to many enlightening discussions of the cultural significance of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time!

chiron3636

Thank you all for your hard work and being the best subreddit on reddit.

bagels-n-kegels

Thanks for making me feel old! My fav podcast has a 50 year role, and academic historians generally shy away from topics if the political records haven’t been released yet (we’re in the 70s now). I though my lifetime was free from historical analysis, guess not.

40kfreak

Now we can talk about the Second Congo war! (or at least year 1 of it)

ieataquacrayons

1998 actually starts to feel recent(and a year ago I would not have said the same about 97). Probably because I was a teenager. Yanks win get back to the WS. Ocarina of time is released. Phil Hartman died and that bummed me out since his character on the Simpsons was always so enjoyable.

srs_house

Did Tennessee's national title in 1998 set the Vols up for the decade plus run of failure they've experienced by giving Cutcliffe a chance at being a head coach and increasing fanbase expectations to an untenable level?

b0ne123

I was in the museum of the world longest suspension bridge this summer.

tldr: don't build a bridge there

boringdude00

What is the definition of "is"? Did we ever actually find out? Did anyone even really care since we apparently never did find out?

FragrantBleach

Oh good. Now I can finally get to the bottom of who’s responsible for Smash Mouth

trai_dep

Say, one thousand nine nine nine, ask those questions, any time

We gonna party with historians reprobate, like it's Nineteen Ninety Eight!

tim_mcdaniel

Thank you for the starting gun. Drat! I didn't get the first 1998 question with Did President Clinton's oral sex change US attitudes towards oral sex?! Beaten by

/u/MaesterMagoo on Hong Kong Happened in 1997, so that wasn't a new 2018 question.

/u/jimjay: Hugo Chavez was elected in 1998 - how did someone who had tried to lead a coup and overthrow democracy end up getting elected?

ekinda

Happy new year everybody! May the new year bring everyone happiness.

evilsalmon

Happy New Year!

^What ^is ^“is”?

jamestporter

Fun fact: in 1998 I was 20. So I'm about to double my age.

throwaway1138

Hey everyone, looks like the mods are all out drinking! Feel free to shitpost away! HNY

DeletedLastAccount

1998, the year I graduated from High School.

I don't feel any older...what happened?

Aysandra

Happy New Year everyone!

(I'm not a contributor but let me say this: big thanks to everyone answering and moderating the sub - keep up the great work, you often make my day! )

MiG_Pilot_87

It makes me feel old that the year of my birth can now be “history.”

Exploding_Antelope

Oh man, the year half of this subreddit apparently graduated high school, and I... Ate solid food? Maybe started walking?

IanSan5653

Aww man I feel old now. I'm history.

ghostofherzl

Not much people will ask about new about Israel. But that’s no prob. I’ll just be here.

KL19951

Woot! I do have a lot of questions about the asian market failure, hoping for good answers!!

turkeypants

So did we ever figure out who exactly wanted to know if that guy was Jimmy Ray?

slaterhome

I feel old reading this...

idog73

Ask me about my first divorce!

mcrninja

May 2018 is just a month - it will be impossible for to that to be a year.

/s

Yolobeta

Pretty excited about the questions of nuclear tests of india and Pakistan in 1998.

Cgdb10

I'm officially history!

artfulorpheus

I'll have whatever relations with 1998 that I want, thank you very much.

cfh294

Historians, how many hours did I spend playing Sim City that year?

afclu13

Does Viagra rhyme with Niagara?

brownie81

The true origins of the Attitude Era can start to be fully unraveled.

vrahney

Is there a similar subreddit that has similar moderation/perspective for more recent events?

DJWalnut

tell me more about the antitrust case against Microsoft and the International Space Station

Pickle9775

May 2018

How can a single month be the best year of my life?

LetMeSleepAllDay

I thought the rule was 10 years...

Hugo_Hackenbush

Glad we can now affirm that blowing out Peyton Manning and Tennessee in the 1998 Orange Bowl made Nebraska unquestionably the best team in college football.

Illisakedy1

Biggest event of the year: Half-Life Second biggest: my birth.

krista_

happy new year! also, this means i'm now officially old. so, do primary sources count? :)

doomed_to_repeat

ZOMG, I turned 30 that year! o.O

cybercuzco

Good year, I graduated high school.

SmilingAnus

Thanks for making me feel old. Fuck. In 98, I was in 9th or 10th grade.

ThanklessAmputation

I mean I know this is a joke, but, hey second Congo war is now on the table

flimspringfield

My sophomore year in college :(

sherlawked

Is this a meta thead?
##SHIT POSTS GET YA SHIT POSTS HERE

jiggityjackson

Why’d you have to bring up is? Fuck I can’t unsee it now

adlerchen

In three more years we can finally find out if jet fuel really can melt steel girders!