Why you should give up sex and devote your life to Mozart and classical music

Great news, not only do you not need to give up sex to enjoy classical music, you can listen to music by Mozart that is most definitely about sex!!!

Let's start with my favourite; a lovely sextet (heh heh) entitled Leck mich im Arsch, translated means..... LICK ME IN THE ASS!

Or how about this gem: Bona Nox

Sounds like a lovely Latin chant, right? Noooooooo. Here are the lyrics:

Good night!

You are quite an ox;

Good night my dear Lotte;

Good night, Phooey, phooey;

Good night, good night,

Shit in your bed and make it burst;

Good night, sleep tight,

And stick your ass to your mouth.

And finally, the trio Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber, or Lick my ass right well and clean.

Lyrics:

Lick my ass nicely,

lick it nice and clean,

nice and clean, lick my ass.

That's a greasy desire,

nicely buttered,

like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.

Three will lick more than two,

come on, just try it,

and lick, lick, lick.

Everybody lick their ass for themselves.