Short answer: they were saving that for sweeps. Knowledge of ancient Earthican television programming being what it is—dependent on your light-year distance from Earth itself, of course—you may be surprised to learn that Fox cancelled “Bohemia!” unexpectedly, in the middle of its 16th century season, and they never broadcast a resolution to that particular plot. I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Unfortunately, as with much ancient Earthican television, any surviving tapes were erased in 2443 CE, during the Secong Coming of Jesus (yes, the Bible is the real good news!). Since then, Earth’s finest Fungineers and Funstorians have worked diligently to reconstruct much of this lost heritage, including “Bohemia!” I’ve directed you to a couple relevant examples below.

But you sound like a busy Omicronian warlord. You want answers, and you want them now! In that case, I suggest consulting with your local What If? machine (or any prognosticating device, provided it is accurate to within one-tenth of a plausibility unit). Be careful, though: some of those machines aren’t worth the gold they’re made of.

Additional reading:

Annual Proceedings of the DOOP Academy of Fungineering, 2999, “Czech your sources: ancient Bohemia on screen and stage” (brought to you by the great taste of Charleston Chew!);

“20th Century Earthican Television: from Mondale to Monica,” University of Mars Press, 3007;

“Post Miserabile 2: Electric Boogaloo,” 2444, Space Vatican Archives, Crocodylus Pontifex Sharpton XIII (addressing the Second Coming and, more awkwardly, the Second Leaving);

The Neutral Quarterly, Fall 3002, “Holy, Roman, and Imperial? All we know is that our sources say maybe”

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