She has already peered beyond the veil and trawled the deep dank underbelly of this subreddit- and I assure you, it's deep and it's dank!- and lived to tell the tale (which you should definitely read, if you haven't already). Now, we're officially welcoming her to the Dark Side™ .
All hail the inimitable, indomitable and incredible u/SarahAGilbert- may the explorer and explicator of the mysterious ways of r/AskHistorians become its most gloried wielder of the modhammer!
Though we cannot pay her in mere gold and rubies, we can offer her the heady, intoxicating rush of banning neo-Nazis, purging threads of low-effort content, and addressing the question "why don't you have an 'Answered' tag?"
And so - as she studied, so now shall she be studied in turn, as she leaves the safe cocoon of the ivory tower and descends into the very depths of the internet. All hail u/SarahAGilbert - scholar, scientist, moderator.
Pay your fealty below!
Thank you so much for the warm welcome, u/hannahstohelit and the rest of the mod team! I'm excited to lend my hand in the effort to clean up the internet and let everyone know where all the comments have gone!
Welcome to best-paid most-respected most pleasant least stressful highest-status a job on the internet!
On behalf of the lurking majority that come to read, thank you for sharing your insightful work, and thanks to all of you moderators for your stewardship. You've made it one of the most interesting and polite corners of the internet.
All hail the glorious ascendant /u/SarahAGilbert! Welcome to the storied and legendary ranks of the moderators, and long may you reign over this majestic community.
Добро пожаловать в команду! Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Welcome to our newest slave unpaid intern moderator! I hope you're ready for the massive influx of wealth karma interactions with neo-Nazis you'll be receiving.
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Gloria al nostro moderatore!!! May the stroke of your comment removals be fair and the swing of your banhammer be just!
Welcome! Hals- und Beinbruch!