Notte Þa Ershole.

The Dauphin shoudn't have sent tennis balls if he didn't want to get played.

Tu est saxonus anglicus? Barbarus lingua Latina est superior

NTA.

Honestly, these damn Frogs have got to learn to respect the fact that not only did Isabella the She-Wolf have a legitimate path of descent, but that pretty much everyone they've produced recently really sucks at it.

It would be way more peaceful if you just united England and France under one claim, because then it would be completely settled and no one would have problems ever again.

NTA but, Speaking the barbaric Saxon language, Hal, instead of proper Norman? I think you've been spending too much time with Fallstaff

YNFO: the byhavior of youre royal cousyn seems erratic. It ys passyng strange that he wolde turn down the suit of such a handsome and deservyng kyng, and it ys fairly odd that he does not acknowledge ther ys doubt of his right to the throne. Does he have his full wits?

Yf he ys not yn his right mynd, NTA. As his family member, ye should step yn and help him rule. I'm sure yf he was wel, he wolde agree that ye should marry his daughter and assist with leadyng france til he recovers.

Yf he ys of sound mynd, YTA. God hath placed him on his throne, where he rules through divyne right and may dispose of his daughter's hand as he sees fit.

Not to ruin the fun, but can someone translate? I can't figure it out sorry

Vous estes les trou de cul. La Raison:

Le royaume de France est si bon et si noble que il ne doit mie aler a femelle ne par consequent au roy d’Angleterre, son ainsné filz, car ainsi comme ilz vuellent dire, le filz de la femme ne peut avoir droit de succession depar sa mere, la ou sa mere n’a point de droit.

Ys Þa Ershole . Not us: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with you
Shall be your brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here.

Besides, I have it on good authority that the Dauphin's a jerke.

Scorn and defiance; slight regard, contempt,
And any thing that may not misbecome
The mighty sender, doth you prize him at.

NTA. Take my poor man’s gold. 🏅

With the moderators' permission, I am recommending the r/Anglish subreddit for all those interested in the idea of exploring the English language divorced of any non-Germanic language influence.

And, for what it is worth, NTA. I concur with u/LueyTheWrench & u/-14k-. We should build a wall and make the Normans pay for it.

This is alot easier to read if you know Another germanic language

Oan ershole þa kyng ys notte! We Þa kyngges folk wille ure kyng goude fortoune and weird ynne þys werre!

Það hefði samt ef til vill verið best að halda sig við eitt tungumál á sínum tíma. Það virkar að minnsta kosti ennþá og við gætum öll lesið þetta okkur til yndis og ánægju.

Es maned or cuisin, bar orsanur, cause not uen yemen dochier. Gre drosier. NTA.

NTA.

This is perfect. Laughed out loud

YÞE

Did I have a stroke

Can someone translate this for us stupid people?

NTA. Also can Mods please actually do something about these validation posts?

nta

r/lostINTIMEredditora

Honestly you do need a rocket to go to the sun you can just stack you divorce papers to get there man

I was like oh wow thats a lot of comments for this subreddit! NAH