I think some dude at YouTube said a philosopher designed a prototype for a steam machine, and that could have kickstarted the industrial revolution about 1000 or so years earlier, and even speculated we would have colonized Alpha Centauri but that’s wild speculation
a philosopher designed a prototype for a steam machine
True.
and that could have kickstarted the industrial revolution about 1000 or so years earlier
Overlooking a lot of reasons why this wouldn't have been possible, as we will see.
even speculated we would have colonized Alpha Centauri
Will I ever grow tired of that little piece of hype? Much as I love our nearest stellar neighbour, everything saying that "if it weren't for X technology we'd already be at Alpha Centauri" is Shiny Tech Hype.
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