How does it feel failing the provincial exam three times? Couldn't be me.

- Zhang "big dick jinshi" Juzheng reincarnated

I am told that you believe yourself to be kin to the man known as Chrestus to the Romans? is this the truth of the matter?

When will you make yourself available for sacrifice for our sins?

We've all been very bad.

We will give you this one chance to repent your blasphemous heresy and repent of your sins. Christ was consubstantial with both Man and God, truly God and truly Man, and died so that mankind could repay its debt to God. For truly, Man's sin against God was so great that there could be no repayment except by one co-equal to God, yet also fully Man, as the blessed St. Anselm has written. Repent of your blasphemous denial of Christ's divinity, or else you shall burn on Earth as in Hell.

Oh most Sacred Sovereign, what is your opinion of His Holiness, the Pope? I imagine you must have some opinion on the legitimacy, if you feel there is any, of the heir to St Peter

• What's your favorite part of the Bible, and why is it Genesis 38:16-26?

• How do you plan to get the French and British to recognize the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and overthrow the Manchu usurpers?

• In the (very improbable) event that the war fails, will you attempt the exams a fourth time? And if your older brother helped you, would that be cheating?

What will you do once you've driven the Manchu demons from Heavenly Kingdom? Vacation? Part the Yellow Sea?

Have you slain any demons with your demon slaying swords?

Whats your opinion on the pope, gods mouthpiece on earth?

Is he maybe, a higher rank than your highness?

Glorious sovereign When the victory over the Manchus has been completed, what role will women serve in the heavenly kingdom? And for a second question, how do you feel about cats?

What are your chief complaints against the current Qing government, exactly? How much of this religious nonsense do you actually believe? The teachings of Confucius and Buddha have been the backbone of civilization for thousands of years, what makes you so special?

Does Your Holiness have any opinion on the Great Empire of Tartaria, which I believe is to the north of Your Holiness' Heavenly Kingdom?

So how's that rebellion going?

And what do you think of what the Westerners have done to the Qing government?

Why did your followers blew up the great ceramic pagoda of nanjing? a true marvel wantonly lost.

What are the winning numbers for tomorrow's Lotto 6/49 draw.

It's good to see christianity catching on in China finally! My uncle is a missionary in the ordos and he tells us all about how bad it is there without the faith, so I am glad to see it changing.

What can we do in Europe to help you all? And do you have a patron saint we could organise a service for?

What advice do you have for young scholars who are hoping to not have a psychotic break after their exams. Also, do you have any practice questions for me to study?

Sacred sovereign, how many wives does God allow?

As a veteran (and leading cause) of a major Chinese civil war, do you have any tips for Hearts of Iron IV players who are trying to unite China?

What sort of weeds do you like to eat?

So..... I've heard you are doing this thing, how it is called.... Communism right? Where can I join? Are we gonna fight the bourgeoisie? Can my wife join too? You know, women.... People are telling me that you do magic and miracle healing stuff as well, can I learn a trick or two?

您好，洪哥哥！

没有什么问题。就想感谢您来的这儿。

哥哥加油！

What is your opinion on Justice League: the Snyder Cut?

What do you say in response to those who claim that you are “merely a toad in a well, who knows nothing of the height of the heavens nor the breadth of the earth”? They further claim that you “have eyes but cannot see Mt. Tai.”

Great king! What do you make of the westerners that trade with the Manchu? If they were willing to sell you weapons to aid you in your holy war against the corrupt powers that govern China, would you accept their offer?

What have you to say of the foreign devil Laowai British and French troops and ships the hateful Q'ing hired to fight you?

What is your most significant contribution that we should know?

Who are you most excited to work alongside once the foreigners finally abandon the Manchu devils are give their support to your righteous crusade?

If Confucius was a corruptor, was there any native philosopher you preferred? Besides Paul, Thomas Aquinas, Tertullian and Augustine of Hippo of course, who were all born in China.

What is the best objective for a sacred sovereign to achieve.

Did you have any inkling at all that if you had toned down all that brother-of-Christ-from-another-mother stuff that the European (and Christian) great powers (who sought to convert the Chinese) might have intervened on your behalf against the Manchus?

Thank you for your wise words in this AMA, but I must know. What do you think of the mudfloods that hid the secrets of ancient empires from us?

For a guy who claims to be the incorruptible brother of Jesus, you sure seem to be spending a lot of time with your multiple wives these days. Of course, I suppose if it's good enough for Noah, it's good enough for you, right?

Would you sign my petition to legalize opium?

Oh great and illustrious master. I am humbled to be in your presence. What are your thoughts on the nature of the immortal Tao? How may I attain the highest level of mastery over my chi?

How did it feel when both God and your brother Jesus Christ happened to manifest themselves in the bodies of people who happened to be very close to you?

What are the answers to the test?

Can you tell us what is up with Traducianism? and is free will a thing? also how does the trinity work?

Why?

Hey you've done the exams right? Can you help your fellows out and give some tips as to what to study more?

Will you conquest stop at the borders of China, or will you bring Christianity to all of Asia?

When you spoke to the foreign barbarians to clarify some questions of a divine nature, what was your interest in asking for the length of God's beard?

Just how valuable was Shi Dakai to your campaign against the Manchu dogs? And is it true he was able to not utter a sound during his execution?

Your son and successor, Hong Tianguifu, has been described as "incapable". Is this true and if so, could this be? Did he not possess part of the same divinity as you?

How did it feel to fail the civil services exam more than once?