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Greetings! This message is coming to you over the airwaves from a secret location in Nazi-occupied Paris. I can't stay broadcasting for too long before the Gestapo track me down, so get your questions in before I have to go off air and hide.
edit: I will decode these at the end of today but in the meantime you can use this website to try and crack it - if you can guess the key words!
We salute your bravery in fighting the unreliable German princes and defending our possessions in France. How soon do you estimate before we are able to reclaim our rightful throne in France?
um... the owl flies at midnight?
Apart from reducing your transmission times, what other CommSec measures do you have in place to avoid detection and possible RDF?
Hello! Tell me (provided this line is secure!), what are the most likely threats you face in regards to being discovered? Do the Germans have coordinated efforts to hunt down yourself and other operators like you, and how do these efforts develop as the war progresses?
SECRET DTG 01 1430 Z APR 44
TO: WIRELESSOPSOE
FROM: SHAEF
CONFIRM INTEL INTERCEPT AS FOLLOWS:
HITLER HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL
OTHER IN ALBERT HALL
HIMLER HAS SOMETHING SIMILAR
POOR OLD GOEBBLES HAS NO BALLS AT ALL
THE WORLD WONDERS
END
Hey, if you were to go out for something to eat in a fancy restaurant today, what would the restaurants offer you? Would they offer French cuisine or German cuisine?
Are Noor Inayat Khan's books any good, and if so, should I get them for my kids?
How fares Operation Kinescope, and are the bastards and the theatre ready?
Could you tell me a bit about your family?
How did you end up working for the SOE?
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Have you had any contact with american OSS jak crews? Ive heard tell that they pair female radio operators with male OSS agents to "reduce lonelyness".
Message important pour Nestor: la girafe a un long cou.
Are you Nighthawk?
Opinions on grapes?
Have you visited the Café Réné in Nouvion? How would you rate it if you had to write a review for the Guide Michelin?
How does French having masculine and feminine nouns and sometimes ambiguous subjects/objects affect your broadcasts? Are you able to exploit French syntax to make your messages harder to decrypt?
How good are the Nazi foxhunters? How quickly can they triangulate
What did you find were the best weather conditions for reaching your allies? How far away was that?
Would you say the weather is unusually cold for this time of year?
How is German morale? Are you getting any information from the Eastern front? Word is it's a meat grinder and the Russians are putting up a hell of a fight. Vive la resistance!
Est-ce-que on se maquiller au maquis?
When people say "five by five," they are referring to the strength and clarity of a radio transmission. Why are these things separate? Wouldn't the clarity of the transmission be proportionate to the signal strength?
Any pro tips for organizing the next resistance?
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do you ever get tired of opening your broadcast with the same phrase?
Were you recruited through the First Aid Nursing Yeomanry organization? Why do you think SOE found so many female agents through FANY?
Hi, American Jew here. What are your thoughts on the Jewish people and Nazi anti-Semitism (feel free to speak on other groups they persecuted as well)? Thank you for all you do!