Serbia and Croatia have been pitted as 'natural' ethnic enemies, but I see no evidence of this actually existing on a social scale until the 20th century. Why do people say this as if it's been going on "for centuries" and where does it come from?
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I recently saw a picture of FD Roosevelt in Sicily alongside Patton and Eisenhower dated 1943. This got me reading about the Cairo and Tehran conferences as well as some of Stalin's diplomatic trips around the continent. How did they move these guys around safely? To my understanding German U-boats remained a threat until the end of the war and transatlantic passenger flights were a relatively new thing. How did they get a guy like Roosevelt safely to England and then around the Medditerranean? Would there have been any risk of motorcades or trains being bombed by the Luftwaffe?
Were they just risk tolerant or was there safe methods for the movement of VIPs?
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G'Morning Everyone!
With everything wrapped up, we've compiled a round-up of all the April Fools "Answers" from this year's /r/AskFakeHistorians.
To try and keep the preamble brief, a big thanks to everyone who participated and wrote some really hilarious stuff, especially the non-flairs who took a stab at things! Also we'd like to thank the question askers who mostly took the jokes in the spirit of the day. Please though, consider reasking them again for real!
Everything should now have the April Fools Flair, and writers should be editing their posts to make very clear it is a joke as well, but if you see something missing that, or something not listed here, please let us know!
On final note on /r/AskFakeHistorians. It is a real subreddit, and all of these are x-posted there. What the future holds for it, we shall see.
So without further ado:
The incredible history of Battleship, the Ancient game of the Emperor by /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov
The great Chinese folk hero Chyouyan Mai-klang, who took down Hans Gruber by /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov
Socrates? Actually two little persons in an overcoat! by /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov
McDonald's "MAC with Your Mac" and the rise of the MAC-10 /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov
April Fools and pre-Internet message board culture by /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov
The death of Alexander the Great, and the long cultural legacy of Beirut by /u/Georgy_K_Zhukov
The Airborne Sacred Band by u/Iphikrates
The left wing-right wing dichotomy comes from ancient Greek bird signs by u/Iphikrates
Sparta and Athens held competitive fashion shows during the Peloponnesian War by u/Iphikrates
The Unheard Tale of the Swiss Dwarven Resistance of WWII by /u/Gankom
The wild Roman wedding by /u/cleopatra_philopater
Sappho and Alcaeus' role in the creation of the diss track, or why I cited Eminem and Snoop Dogg by /u/cleopatra_philopater
The history of the Chamutzi family and the Hanukkah reenactment by u/hannahstohelit
The epidemic of medieval Jewish women in short jean skirts by u/hannahstohelit
The Nazi geniuses of the Blumen program by u/hannahstohelit
Yutz of Lebendig-Begraben and the vending machine coffin by u/hannahstohelit
The First Opium War was part of an informal Anglo-Kokandi conspiracy to obtain rhubarb by /u/EnclavedMicrostate
How Saint Peter and other earlier popes founded Switzerland, ate Buffalo Chicken, had fight clubs, and got around in a popemobile by /u/IlluminatiRex
The Red Terror: 1783-1792 by /u/poob1x
Nikita Khrushchev's Secret Life of Being a Wealthy Celebrity with Coca-Cola and Hennessy, by /u/Facepoundr
The Colon Key is Actually a Reference to the Actual Colon, from Egypt to Modern Day, by /u/Facepoundr
Early Roman Christians & Philip K. Dick, or: How I Learned to Love the Blinding Rays of Pink Light From Outer Space by /u/drylaw
The Rockin' Dracula Cape From Hell, or: How Vlad Dracul gave Rick Wakeman the Fashion Power to Prog /u/drylaw
The Campaign For Real Ale, or, how four men defictionalised beer in 1971, by u/crrpit
Moths are the Real Fascists, or how HMS Cockapoo won the war, by u/crrpit.
Why did colonial Americans build so many pyramids? by u/crrpit
Even Roman Britain knew that you have to always respect the Will of the Sheep-Eel in politics by u/crrpit
Floating pleasure palaces: Recreation Ships of WWII by /u/thefourthmaninaboat
Banditry and Cannabis in the 17th Century by /u/poob1x
Robin Hood, Troll Tolls, and the Magna Carta by /u/LordHussyPants
Jim Jones's fundraising methods by /u/cordis_melum
The biblical history of Kiribati, the island of sacrifice that no Jedi historian will tell you about by /u/ghostofherzl
The dramaturgical sideline of 17th century Welsh mystic Gwyneth ferch Paltrow by /u/cdesmoulins
Feudal floor candy and how the Plantagenets invented cooking by /u/cdesmoulins
Dropbears are secretly dinosaurs by /u/hillsonghoods
Look Out, I think Jacob Jacob Likes You by /u/poob1x
The true history of the "Shakespeare Scheme" by /u/UrAccountabilibuddy
Bavaria and Earthican TV programming by /u/UncleShagworthy
Hitler's Garfield collection by /u/TheYellowCat
Rasputin, the Greatest Russian Love Machine by /u/lappy482
RSI injuries in Ancient Rome by /u/franziska_kafka
Trolls and state formation in Scandanavia by /u/King_of_Men
Maggie Thatcher's hair and feminist critiques by /u/Joseon1
Ancient Art and idea of "good" or "bad" /u/DarkAvenger12
On the lack of an American Marshal, aside from Marshall by /u/AdmiralAkbar1
The Hans of China, a Germanic scourge by /u/ReaperReader
Australia, Middle Earth, and the 'local lingo' by /u/funkyedwardgibbon
Nazis and cate memes by /u/heyheymse
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Off-duty American troops commonly wear a uniform in public. How would a citizen in Rome react to an ancient version of this? What about citizens in other parts of the empire?
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I mean, it seems to me that other (cartridge) ignition systems have been fully supplanted by the center fire system... Except for the .22 lr.
How and why?
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Hey folks!
I got banned from r/whatisthisthing for asking what this was, can anybody here help?
It looks like an old calendar to me, I think it's German and possibly a Julius Working calendar as somebody on r/whatisthisthing suggested but I really can't find anything anywhere about it!
I think it's possibly 17th century but that's a guess in all honesty.
I'm really sorry if I'm in the wrong place again, if I am just let me know and maybe point me in the direction of some help!
I found it going through a pile of old books and would just like to know more about it!
Thank you in advance
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So I knew from school that the Black Plague killed around 30 to 50% of 14th century Europe. What I only learned quite recently was that the Plague was an imported disease from Asia, that came by means of trading on the silk route. How come that the Plague killed so many in Europe, but not in Asia? Is it just something that I have never heard about? Thanks for the answer!
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Since history and archaeology are such big subjects, I was wondering if someone could elucidate this for me.
For example, it struck me that we once thought Troy, site of Homer's Trojan War in about 1,200 B.C., was mythological. Then we discovered the city existed, and there likely was a real war of some kind.
1,200 B.C., in broad historical terms, doesn't seem all that long ago to me. Egypt was in its New Kingdom. We were well past the onset of the Bronze Age. In just several centuries we would see definitive-fact history like the Peloponesseian (sp?) War and the rise of the Roman Republic. And we didn't know that Troy existed?
That struck me: just how much do we know about the ancient world, anyhow? If we missed Troy for a long time? What kind of evidence do we currently use to construct our current story of ancient history?
And how much might we be missing?
So that all goes back to my question: at what point do we definitively say that one civilization existed? What is the archaeological evidence we require? What's the standard where we say "okay, the Sumerians were a thing, but anything before that was nomads." Or is that even what we say?
I hope this makes sense. Kind of a complex question, I know, I'm just curious.
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Eisenhower threatened to dump America's sterling reserves if Britain didn't withdraw from the Suez Canal (and seemed to use its financial leverage to pressure Britain into decolonization).
The United States armed rebel groups in Portuguese Angola even though Portugal was a member of NATO at the time.
Why would the United States undermine its own allies, particularly when in several cases (e.g. Angola, Somalia, Mozambique) this decolonization led to the establishment of communist governments being established in former European colonies?
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Even if lions are not indigenous/native to the region
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I read today that Constantius II, one of Constantines sons, was deified after he died in 361. I know that he was the just before the last Pagan Emperor, Julian, but I had assumed that the pagan traditions such as deification had died out by this time. Especially for Constantius II since he was a Christian Emperor. I have looked it up myself but couldn't really find anything concrete. Thank you in advance!
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I have seen some historians, even on this sub, disputing the naming of the medieval ages as the "Dark Ages" and notions that Christianity actively suppressed scientific knowledge during said periods. That Christian churches were centers of knowledge and that there were even monks that argued for a round earth. I had a brief discussion with a professor today about people being burned on the stake for seeking knowledge.
So how truthful or widespread were these alleged heretical burnings and was it common place as popular culture makes some people think it was?
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And when did it fall out of fashion?
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I have heard that the greeks used to have their own writing system and that we have a few inscriptions that use it, but that they switched to another writing system inspired by the phoenician one, but why?, what motivated them to make this change?
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Specifically, the verse goes as follows "Bonaparte has given us the example of how we should prevail".
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Given the collapse of Rome as a powerhouse of Italy through the 1st millennium CE, when and how did it return to being the preeminent city of Italy? In particular, what factors led to it eventually becoming more prominent than it's major Northern competitor cities, eg: Milan and Venice, that were booming in the first half of the 2nd millennium?
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I am planning to get a book about this subject and this is the only book about that here on r/askhistorians booklist. However I wanted to double check if it is still the best one on the subject or I should look elsewhere? I am asking this because the book is from 2004 which is pretty significant age for a book which deals with not-so-old events. I was wondering if there has been any new research or books written that has newer, better information in them than this book by Anne Applebaum?
Edit: I looked around and there are few places where Applebaum's book is listed as popular history and that it is not the best one on the subject at all. I wonder then why is it on the booklist here then. Many poeple recommend getting "The History of the Gulag: From Collectivization to the Great Terror" by Oleg V. Khlevniuk instead.
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I have been reading some biographies of Empress Dowager Cixi and most of them mention the perilous state of finances at the time of her death. The books also mention the fact that the Qing Court used to pawn the dead emperor's robes in order to raise funds for the new one.
Was the Qing Dynasty really this 'poor' in its latter, twilight years? Or was it more a case of funds being plentifully available, but poorly managed?
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